Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess came
across a frog in a pond.

The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil
witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a
prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom, and you can
prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy
doing so."

That night, while the princess dined on frogs legs, she laughed to herself
and thought, "I don't fucking think so."