A woman woke up and told her husband of about her last night's dream.

"I
was at an auction for penises. The big ones sold for $1,000 and the tiny
ones for $10."

Husband: "What about one my size?"

Wife: "Didn't get a bid!"

The Husband wants revenge, so next morning tells his wife about his last
night's dream.

"I was at an auction for vaginas. The really tight one's
sold for $1,000 and the loose ones for $10."

Wife: "What about ones like mine?"

Husband: "That's where they held the auction."