Drug Possession Defendant Christopher Jansen, on trial in
March in Pontiac, Michigan, said he had been searched without
a warrant.

The prosecutor said the officer didn't need a warrant because a
"bulge" in Christopher's jacket could have been a gun.

"Nonsense", said Christopher, who happened to be wearing
the same jacket that day in court.

He handed it over so the judge could see it.

The judge discovered a packet of cocaine in the pocket and
laughed so hard he needed a 5-minute recess to compose himself.