George Burns finally decides to go on the Oprah Winfrey Show, but on one
condition: He wants to bed down Oprah. Oprah agrees.

After the show is over Oprah and George check into a hotel, Both strip
naked.

Just as Oprah is about to climb on top of George she notices that he
has both hands covering his balls.

"George, why are your hands there?"Oprah asks.

"Because the last nigger I fucked took my wallet."