Two jackeroos were wondering what to do for the weekend when one suggested that they go separate ways and have a quiet weekend.

The first jackeroo went south until he found a shady river where he went fishing and had a quiet relaxing weekend.

The second jackeroo went north until he came across a railway line.

With nothing better to do he followed the railway line until he came across a young woman tied to the tracks.

With no one else around he decided he would relieve his load and proceeded to have sex with the woman.

Back at camp later the two jackeroos were comparing weekends.

"So how was your weekend?" the second jackeroo asked.

"Great!" the first replied, "I found a quiet little river and did a spot of fishing and just relaxed. How was yours?"

"Well..." the second jackeroo answered, "I followed the trail until I came to a railway line. Then I followed the railway line until I came to this beautiful woman tied across the tracks. No-one was around so I fucked her in every hole I could and had great sex all weekend!"

"Wow!" the first jackeroo said, "So did you get a headjob?"

"No", was the reply. "I couldn't find the head!"