1. What is a Yankee?
    The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
  2. If a light-sleeper sleeps with
    a light on, what does a hard-sleeper
    sleep with?
  3. What is the difference between
    Olympic swimmers and Olympic
    divers?
    Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows.
  4. What is the new O. J. web site
    address?
    slash.slash.backslash.escape.
  5. What do a Christmas tree and
    priest have in common?
    Their balls are just for decoration.
  6. What is the difference between
    erotic and kinky?
    Erotic is using a feather . . .
    kinky is using the whole chicken.
  7. What is the difference between "ooooooh" and "aaaaaaah"?
    About three inches.
  8. What is the difference between
    a hormone and an enzyme?
    You can't hear an enzyme.
  9. How many men does it take to
    screw in a light bulb?
    One . . . Men will screw anything.
  10. What is the difference between
    Michael Jackson and a grocery
    bag?
    One is made of plastic and is
    dangerous for children to play with
    . . . the other is used to carry groceries.
  11. Why can't Helen Keller drive?
    Because she's a woman.
  12. How do crazy people go through
    the forest?
    They take the psycho path.
  13. What did the fish say when he
    hit a concrete wall?
    "Dam!"
  14. What do the letters DNA stand for?
    National Dyslexics Association.
  15. What do you call a boomerang
    that doesn't work?
    A stick.
  16. What do you call four bull fighters
    in quicksand?
    Quattro sinko.
  17. What has four legs, is big,
    green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of
    a tree would kill you?
    A pool table.
  18. Where do you find a dog with
    no legs?
    Right where you left him.
  19. What does it mean when the
    flag is at half mast at the post office?
    They're hiring.
  20. What kind of coffee was served
    on the Titanic?
    Sanka.
  21. Q. If there were 4 potatoes in
    a room, which one would be the
    prostitute?
    A. The one that's labeled "IDAHO"
  22. Q. Why don't blind people
    skydive?
    A. Because it scares the hell out
    of the dog.
  23. Q. What has four legs and an
    arm?
    A. A happy pit-bull
  24. Q. What is the difference
    between a peeping tom and a robber?
    A. A robber snatches watches.
  25. Three old ladies are sitting
    on a park bench. Suddenly a man
    comes along, flings open his trench
    coat
    and flashes them. Two have a stroke
    but the third doesn't 'cause
    her arms aren't long enough.
  26. Q. How do you find a blind man
    in a nudist colony?
    A. It's not hard.

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