• If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of
  magnesia, would you get a Phillip's Screwdriver?
• Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy
  adultery?
• If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
• Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs?
  Shouldn't they be wearing night gowns?
• If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
• Why is the man who invests all your money called a
  broker?
• Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just
  stale bread to begin with.
• When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it
  say?
• Why is a person who plays the piano called a
  pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
• Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
• Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
• If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific
  mean to make terrible?
• Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
• "I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the
  English language.
  Could it be that "I Do." is the longest sentence?
• Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
• Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1
  billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell
  you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
• If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
  several times, does he become disoriented?
• If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't
  people from Holland called "Holes?"