It's graduation day, and everybody's going to get their diploma
but Jon.

At the assembly, the entire senior class stands up
and shouts "Let Jon graduate, let Jon graduate!"

The principal agrees to give Jon one last chance. "If I have
five apples in my right hand and five in my left hand, Jon,
how many apples do I have?" he asked.

Jon thought long and hard and then said: "Ten."

And the entire senior class stood up and shouted "Give Jon
another chance, give Jon another chance!"

 

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