A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was
going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.

His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a
few years before.

"Is that so?" the first said. "Did he do a good job?"

"Well, I was on the course yesterday when the fellow on the
ninth hole hooked a shot," he said. "The ball most have been
going 200 mph when it hit me in the balls. That," he added,
"was the first time in two years my teeth didn't hurt."