An elderly woman came into the ER complaining: "I got the green vines in my
virginny" (Interesting).

A pelvic exam verifies that she did, indeed, have
a six inch vine growing out of her vagina.

Further inspection revealed that
she had a mass in her vaginal vault.

It was easily removed and looked very
much like a potato.

It was, indeed, a potato.

The patient said that her
uterus was falling out and that she "put a potato in there to hold it up"
and then forgot about it.