My first job was working in an orange juice factory,
but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but
I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't
suited for it. The job was only so-so anyhow.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that
was exhausting.

I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced
it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I
didn't have any patience.