A man comes home after a heavy night's drinking. His wife
won't open the door for him, so he starts hammering on it.

She still won't let him in, so he starts shouting. The
neighbors are starting to notice, so in an attempt to
embarrass her, he starts singing at the top of his voice: "I
had her before she was married, I had her before she was
married!"

The top window immediately flies open, and his wife
responds "And so did half the damn football team!"