A man owned a small business in Georgia.

The Wage and Hour Department of Georgia
claimed he was not paying proper wages
to his help and sent an agent to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how
much you pay them," demanded the agent.

"Well, there's my Mechanic who's been with
me for 3 years. I pay him $600 a week"

"The Mechanic's helper has been here for
18 months, and I pay him $500 a month."

"Then there's the half-wit that works about 18
hours a day. He makes $10 a week and
I buy him Cigarettes and Beer," replied the
Owner.

"That's the guy I want to talk to; the half-wit,"
says the agent.

The Owner says, "That would be me."