A young couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party.
The wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband
to go to the party and have a good time. Being the devoted
husband, he protested, but she argued and said she was going to
take some aspirin and go to bed. She told him there was no need
for him to miss the fun. So he took his costume and away he went.

The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without
pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to the party.
Because hubby did not know what her costume was, she thought she
would have some kicks watching her husband to see how he acted
when she was not around. She joined the party and soon spotted
her husband cavorting around on the dance floor. He was dancing
with every nice chick he could, and copping a feel here and
taking a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a
rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high and dry
and devoted his time to the new "action."

She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her
husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and
she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little
bang.

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped out, went home and
put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation he would have for his notorious behavior.

She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked him
what he had done. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I
never have a good time when you're not there."

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I
got to the party, I met Pete, Bill and some other guys, so we
went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell
you... the guy that I loaned my costume to sure had one helluva
time!"