A woman walks into a bar and asks for a beer and a shot of whiskey.

A few minutes later the bartender hands her the order.

The Woman drinks the beer and pours the shot of whiskey into her handbag.

She orders another round of the same, so the bartender takes her two glasses and refills them.

Once again, she drinks the beer and pours the shot of whiskey into her handbag.

The bartender says, "Look Miss, I don't mean to bug you, but my curiosity is killing me. Why do you keep pouring the shots into your handbag?"

The woman says, "It's none of your damn business! And if you be givin' me a hard time, i'll be breakin' yer face!"

Suddenly a mouse pops his head out of her handbag and says, "And that goes for your fuckin' cat too."