A soldier stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife
in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his
free time and keep his mind off of the local women.

The
wife complied and sent the best one she could find, along
with several dozen lesson & music books.

Rotated back home, he rushed to their home and thru the
front door. "Oh darling" he gushed, "Come here... let me
look at you... let me hold you ! Let's have a fine dinner
out, then make love all night. I've missed your lovin' so
much !"

The wife, keeping her distance, said, "All in good
time lover. First, let's hear you play that harmonica"