One day, a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer all die and go to
Heaven.

St. Peter's there and was having a bad day since heaven was
getting crowded.

When they get to the gate, St. Peter informed them that
there will be a test to get into Heaven: they each will have to answer a
single question.

To the teacher, he says, "What was the name of the ship that crashed
into the Iceberg and sank with all its passengers?"

The teacher thinks for a second, and then replies: "That would have
been the Titanic, right?".

St. Peter lets him through the gate.

St. Peter turns to the garbage man, and decides to make the question a
little harder: "How many people died on the ship?"

The garbage man, having recently seen the movie, says, "1228."

"That
happens to be right;" says St. Peter, "go ahead."

St. Peter turns to the lawyer and says, "Name them."