I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle.

Whilst in the lounge, I noticed Bill Gates sitting on the Chesterfield enjoying a cognac.

I was meeting with a very important client who was also flying to Seattle with me but she was running a bit late.

Being a forward type of guy, I approached Mr. Gates and introduced myself.

I explained to him that I was conducting some very important business and how much I would appreciate it if he could throw a quick "Hello, Dean" at me while I was with my client.

He agreed.

Ten minutes later while I was conversing with my client, I felt a tap on my shoulder.

It was Bill Gates.

I turned around and looked up at him.

He said "Hi Dean, what's happening?"

To which I replied "Piss off Gates, I'm in a meeting."