I was traveling back to my hometown and decided to stop at
one of those rest areas on the side of the road.

I went into the
washroom.

The first stall was taken, so I went into the second
stall.

I had just sat down when I heard a voice from the other stall.

"Hi there, how is it going?"

Okay, I am not the type to strike up conversations with strangers
in washrooms on the side of the road. I didn't know what to do,
but finally I said, "Not bad."

Then the voice said, "So, what are you doing?"

At this point, I was starting to find the situation a bit
weird, but I said, "Well, I'm headed east."

Then I heard the person, all flustered, say, "Look, I'll call
you back. Every time I ask you a question, this fucking idiot in
the next stall keeps answering me!!!"