HiIlary Clinton goes to a new doctor in Washington for an examination and
he discovers that she has CRABS.

He thinks to himself "How am I going to
tell the 1st lady that she has crabs?"

After the exam he tells her to get
dressed and meet him back in his office.

Once there he proceeds to tell her
that she has a very unusual condition.

She is quite concerned and asks him what it is.

He responds that she is
suffering from NIXON'S DISEASE.

She says "WHAT?"

He again responds "Nixon"s
Disease".

She says, "Level with me doc, what does it mean?"

He responds,
"Well Mrs. Clinton, to put it very
bluntly.... you've got bugs in your oval office!!"