Here is an explanation of the school homework policy:

Students should not spend more than 90 minutes per night.

This time
should be budgeted in the following manner:

15 minutes looking for assignment

11 minutes calling a friend for the assignment

23 minutes explaining why the teacher is mean and just
does not like children

8 minutes in the bathroom

10 minutes getting a snack

7 minutes checking the TV Guide

6 minutes telling parents that the teacher never
explained the assignment

10 minutes sitting at the kitchen table waiting for Mom
or Dad to do the assignment