A farmer was having trouble getting his horses to breed.
He had tried everything and was at his wits end.
Finally, one day he called the local Vet.
The Vet told him to rub the male nose into the female horse...He would get the scent of her and breed.
Sure enough, the farmer rubbed the male horse’s nose into the female and he hopped right on.
That evening the farmer was thinking about his own trouble in the sex department.
So that night after him and his wife were lying in bed, he reached down underneath the covers and rubbed on his wife and then rubbed his nose.
To his amazement, he got his first hard-on in years.
He yelled out to his wife..."honey look!!! look!!!"
His wife turned on the light disgusted and said "You woke me up to tell me you had a bloody nose?"