A couple return from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone that
they are not talking to each other.

The groom's best man takes him aside and asks what is wrong.

"Well," replied the man, "when we had finished making love on the
first night, I got up to go to the bathroom and I put a $50 bill on
the pillow without thinking."

"Oh, I shouldn't worry about that too much," said his friend. "I'm
sure your wife will get over it soon enough."

The groom nodded gently and said, "That may be true, but I can't get
over the fact that she gave me $20 change!"