An elerly couple having been married for 50 years were having breakfast one
morning
when the woman says, "You know when we were first married we used to have
breakfast every morning butt naked. Do you think we could try again?"

He
thinks its a good idea and they take off thier clothes.

After a few minutes
she states " You know my tits still get hot for you even after all these
years".

And he replys " Honey thats because you have one nipple in your
oatmeal and the other in your coffee.