A guy comes home at 3 o'clock in the morning.

He has obviously had more than his share of some kick ass booze.

His wife meets him at the front door, and the following
conversation ensues: "Where in the fuck have you
been!?"

"Hey, mama, I was just out having a good time!"

"Well, how
much money did you spend!?"

"Ninety dollars."

"WHAT!? Ninety Dollars! You asshole, do you know how long
ninety dollars would last me!?"

"hmmmm well....ya don't drink...ya don't smoke... ya got
yer own pussy
....
probably forever!"