1. Go buy a turkey
  2. Take a drink of whiskey (scotch or Jack Daniels)
  3. Put the turkey in the oven
  4. Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
  5. Set the degree at 375 ovens
  6. Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
  7. Turn oven the on
  8. Take 4 whisks of drinky
  9. Turk the bastey
  10. Whiskey another bottle of get
  11. Stick a turkey in the thermometer
  12. Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
  13. Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
  14. Take the oven out of the turkey
  15. Take the oven out of the turkey
  16. Floor the turkey up off of pick
  17. Turk the carvey
  18. Get your self another scottle of botch
  19. Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
  20. Bless the saying, pass and eat out

 

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