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A few fries short of a happy meal.
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The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead.
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A few bricks shy of a full load.
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Couldn't pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel.
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Fell out of the stupid tree and hit all of the branches on the way down.
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Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
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Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nose hair.
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Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
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Forgot to pay his brain bill.
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A few clowns short of a circus.
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If he had another brain it would be lonely.
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Too much yardage between the goal posts.
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Not the brightest bulb on the tree.
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An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
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A few beers short of a six-pack.
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Dumber than a box of hair.
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A few peas short of a casserole.
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Doesn't have all his corn flakes in one bowl.
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A few feathers short of a whole duck.
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All foam no beer.
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The cheese slid off of his cracker.
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Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
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Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
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An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
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As smart as bait.
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Chimney's clogged.
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He isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
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Her sewing machine is out of thread.
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A few scoops short of a sundae.
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His antenna doesn't get all of the channels.
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Missing a few buttons on the remote control.
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No grain in the silo.
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Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
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His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
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Receiver is off the hook.
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Several nuts short of a full pouch.
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Skylight leaks a little.
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Slinky's kinked.
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Surfing in Nebraska.
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In the pinball game of life, his flippers are a little too far apart.
