A woman goes into a store and tells the clerk she wants
a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't
work.

The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund
because she bought it on special.

All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the
air and starts screaming "Grab my breasts! Grab my
breasts!"

The clerk, not knowing what to do, went to get the
store manager.

The manager comes up to the woman and asks if he can
help her.

She explains that she would like a refund because the
toaster she bought doesn't work.

He replies by telling her that he can't give her a
refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and
starts screaming, "Grab my breasts! Grab my breasts!"

The store manager says to her "Why are you saying
that?"

The woman replies "Because I like to have my breasts
grabbed when I'm getting screwed!"