HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: Compliment her, cuddle
her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke
her, tease her,
comfort her, protect her, hug her, hold her,
spend money
on her, wine and dine her, buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her, stand by her, support her, go to
the ends of
the earth for her.

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN: Show up naked. With Beer.