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Trim his tree.
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Lick his luscious candy cane.
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Be his "ho-ho-ho" for the holidays.
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Polish his Christmas balls.
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Ride him like a reindeer.
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Taste his sweet egg-nog.
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Deck the halls with moans of pleasure.
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Fa, la, la, latio - la, la, la, la.
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Spark his menorah with a hot strip tease.
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Request a stiff stocking stuff-her!
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Make his Kris Kringle tingle.
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Gift wrap yourself in sexy lingerie.
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Unwrap his package.
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Hang mistletoe from any place you want kissed.
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Rock his jingle bells in the frosty air.
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Make your Rudolph's hose as red as his nose.
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Heat him up with a snow job.
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Give the Christmas carolers a show of your own.
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Dress up as Santa's nasty little helper.
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Make sure you're naughty, so it's nice.
