A woman went to the gynecologist to get a check up.

This was the first time this particular Doctor had examined her.

And - he couldn't believe the size of her pussy!

Not being able to help himself he shouted "Damn you have a huge pussy!!!"

Enraged, the woman left the room and went home.

As she sat at home, she wondered if the doctor was correct.

So she got a large mirror and put it on the floor so that she could look at herself.

As she was standing over the mirror, in a skirt with no underwear on, her husband walked in the door of the house from a long day of work...

Surprised, and somewhat turned on, he said "whatcha doin honey?"

Somewhat embarrassed, she replied "Oh nothing dear, just ice skating.."

He replied "Then watch out for that big hole in the ice!!!"