An Aussie went into an empty bar in New Zealand and ordered a beer.

As he was walking around, he saw a table about 6' x 4' with some lines marked 6"-10" from one edge.

Next to each line there are initials.

The man asked the bartender, "What are all those marks on that table?"

"It's a game the locals play, they pull out their dicks, stretch them a far as they can and mark a line."

Our Aussie hero was hung like a horse and reckoned he can beat all the lines he'd seen and asked if he could have a go.

"Sure," was the reply.

As he pulled out his dick, a clear winner by about 3".

He started to mark his line down when the bartender said, "No mate, us Kiwis start from the other side!"