Recently, in Hungary a man went to the bank to ask for a
loan.

The bank manager said "No way" and sent him on his
way.

Irate, the customer returned an hour later with a pistol and a
watermelon, and dragged the bank manager out at gunpoint
into the foyer.

The manager cried, "Are you going to shoot me?"

"Not if you screw this melon!"

The gunman then shot a hole in the melon, then with his
trousers around his knees and a pistol at his head, the
manager got to work on the fruit in front of his staff and a
crowd of customers.

Ten minutes of managerial grunting later, daring clerks
succeeded in overpowering and disarming the gunman.

"Actually," one of the clerks admitted, "we could have stopped
him much earlier, but we'd never seen our manager enjoy
himself so much!"