One day a woman walked into a tatto parlor.

She asked the artist to tatto a
turkey on her left hip.

So he did.

When he was done, She liked it so much that she asked him to tattoo a
Christmas Tree on her right hip.

So he did.

As the girl paid and left the tattoo artist asked if he could ask just one
question.

The girl said sure.

So the artist said "What's the signifigance of the turkey and the christmas
tree?"

The woman answered "Oh that's easy. It's for my husband. He always
complains that there is nothing to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas."