Louie walks into work one Monday morning with a huge grin on his face.

One of his co-workers says, "Why are you so happy?"

Louie says, "I played Bingo for the first time in my life this weekend and I won a thousand bucks!"

A week later, Louie walks into work on Monday morning and he's skipping down the hall, high-fiving everyone.

One of his co-workers says, "You win at Bingo again?"

Louie says, "No, no, it's better than that. I bought my first lottery ticket this weekend and I won five grand. I'm feeling so damn lucky that I think I'm going to ask that new Hindu girl in accounting out on a date!"

The next Monday morning, Louie is doing cartwheels down the hall.

One of his co-workers says, "Did you win another lottery?"

Louie says, "No, no, it's better than that.
You know that Hindu girl in accounting I asked out? Well, we had a great time at dinner, so I invited her up to my apartment for drinks, we wind up in bed, and the next thing I know she's giving me the best blow job I ever had!"

The co-worker says, "Man, are you frigging lucky!"

Louie says, "No, no, it's better than that. She's blowing me, I look down, and you know that red dot on her forehead? I scratched it . . .
.....and I won another ten grand!"