A blonde walks in to a coffee shop, and orders a cup of coffee.
She looks on the side of her cup and finds a peel off prize.
She pulls off the tab and yells, "I WON! I WON! I WON a motor
home; I WON a motor home!"
The waitress runs over and says,"That's impossible. The biggest
prize given away was a mini van!"
The blonde replies, "No. I WON A motor home, I WON a motor
home!"
By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and
says, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we
didn't have that as a prize!"
Again the blonde says, "No, no mistake, I WON a motor home,
I WON a motor home!"
The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads,
"WIN A BAGEL."