A
golfer went to see his doctor.

He
was suffering from major stress syndrome.

The
doctor asked him if he played golf, to which the golfer replied "I play at it,
it's a very frustrating game, but I love it".

The
doctor told him that the next time he played, he should use an imaginary ball.

The
golfer was a little embarrassed, but he decided to give it a try.

The
first golfer explained that his doctor had told him to play a round of golf with
an imaginary ball to relieve his stress, and it was working.

Well, of course, the second golfer said he had stress and asked if it would be
all right to play with an imaginary ball also.

The
first golfer said "Sure!".

They
now approach the 18th hole, short par 4, and both men are tied to this point in
their round.

The
second golfer teed his imaginary ball, took a stroke, and started jumping up and
down shouting, "Ace! I win!".

The
first golfer only turned to him, smiled, and said "No, I won..... That was my
ball."