A man was on a safari deep, deep in the jungle when he suddenly
found himself surrounded by fierce-looking natives!

As they moved
closer, he remembered an old trick he saw in a movie.

Quickly, pulling out his Bic lighter, he flicked the flame towards
the leader of the natives.

Astonished, the leader jumped back several feet and gasped, "Wow!
That's incredible!"

"You'd better believe it's incredible," said the man, all the while
waving the flame at him.

"It certainly is," says the leader. I can't remember the last time
I saw a lighter that worked the first time you flicked it!"

 

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