An Indian is walking home from a long night of hard partying in
the hot morning sun when he finds a cowboy hat on the side of the road.

He picks it up and looks at it and thinks, "Niceum hat" and
puts it on and keeps walking.

Before long a crew truck full of cowboys pulls up and asks
"Hey injun you want a ride?"

The Indian says "Yes.. Me takeum ride" and gets in the truck.

They take off down the road and one of the cowboys says
"Hey Indian..You want a beer?"

The Indian says "Yes.. Me Likeum beer" and starts drinking it.

Another cowboy lights up a joint and says, "Hey Indian.. You
smoke weed?"

The Indian says "Yes... Me likeum weed" and has a few tokes.

Another cowboy in the back of the truck stands up and unzips his
pants and says, "Hey Indian.. come here and suck my dick!"

The Indian looks up and says, "Oh, Me not real cowboy, me just
findum hat on road!"