A Hindu gets on a plane and sits next to a European.

As the
plane takes off, he unrolls a wrapper containing Hindu
vegetarian food which smells so much, that the European's nose
twitches.

He turns to the man and says, "Food India" with a
grin.

He then takes out a container containing the foulest smelling
liquid and again the man at the side has a twitching nose.

He grins sheepishly at the man and says, "Sorry. Drink India"

He then proceeds with his meal.

As soon as he has finished... he farts.

It is a loud, long
fart.

He grins sheeepishly and says, "Air India"