• Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
• As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
• Grasp your ears firmly and remove your head from your ass.
• How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
• I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would
  eat.
• I don't mind that you are talking so long as you don't mind that I'm not
  listening.
• If I want any shit outta you I'll squeeze your head.
• Look, don't go to a mind reader go to a palmist I know you've got a palm.
• Who am I calling "stupid"? I don't know. What's your name?