MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED - Michelle Monaghan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of
her stomach in Los Angeles in July 1991.

LONGEST PUBES
- Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from
the armpits and 28 inches from her vagina.

MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation,
completely insert a lubricated American football into
her vagina.

ZIT POPPING
In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed
a zit and projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a
distance of 7 ft 1 inch.

WORST DRINK
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and
safely drunk is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen
on their wedding night and consists of a small amount of
still-warm very recently attained bull semen. It is
believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.

MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL
This is available from a few select bars in New York. It
contains tomato juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful
of French mustard and a dash of lime. It is not mixed, but
served with a tampon (unused) instead of a cocktail
umbrella and is known as a 'Cunt Pump'.

GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial'
amount of seminal fluid. He also hold the records for
the greatest height (12 ft) and the greatest speed of
ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.

LONGEST TURD
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an
American, who produced a 'staggering turd' over a
period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially measured
at 12 ft 2 in. The offender is banned from 134
washrooms in his state.

MOST PROLONGED FART
Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for
an officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.