BIRMINGHAM, England - This story from jolly old England has
to be one of the most bizarre stories ever reported.

A legal
secretary from a well known office was having a birthday.

This time the popular secretary was in for the embarrassment
of her life when co-workers threw her a surprise birthday
party.

Before she got home, co-workers had let themselves in
her house with a spare key given to a friend.

Unfortunately,
upon arriving the secretary made a bee line straight for the
kitchen.

After a few minutes, she sauntered into the living
room in search of her dog.

Alas, while in the kitchen she
had stripped and applied peanut butter to her private parts
before searching for her pet.