There was this Italian guy who did not know much English.

He went over to
England for a holiday and decided to go into one of the local pubs.

He
attempted to order a drink but failed miserably so, decided to have a walk
around the city to pick up some words.

First of all he visited the airport
and saw a large illuminated sign saying 'TAKE OFF.'

"Take off," he said. "I must remember that word."

Next he went to the zoo and saw a zebra.

"Zebra," he said. "I must remember that word."

Finally he went to the hospital where he saw another sign saying baby.

"Baby," he said. "I must remember that word."

He then walked confidently into the pub walked up to the bar lady and
said, "Take off ze bra baby."