Two Italian
virgins get married and go on their honeymoon.

However, they
have no idea what there supposed to do once they get to their hotel room.

The newlyweds
decide to call his mother and get some advice on what to do.

The mother says
that they should sit on the bed together and snuggle with each other and things
should start to happen from there.

The newlyweds
start to do this but nothing else happens.

He calls his
mother back to find out what to do next.

She says they
should take their clothes off, get under the covers in bed, and nature should
takes its course.

The bride and
groom take his mother's advice but still nothing.

He calls his
mother a third time.

Getting
frustrated with the situation she says, "Listen, just take the biggest thing you
have and stick it in her hairiest thing!" and hangs up on him.

A few minutes
later he reluctantly calls his mother back, "Well, I have my nose in her armpit.
What do I do next?"