An office manager has two workers, Jack and Jill, who work hard at his
office. Both are equally skilled, and unfortunately, a day comes where he
has to fire one of the employees.

As he's sitting there trying to decide, Jill gets up and gets an aspirin
for her headache. The office manager sighs and approaches her. "Look, Jill,
I'm in a bit of a dilemma."

"What's the problem?" asked Jill.

"Well, I've either got to lay you or Jack off."

"Jack off, then, I've got a headache."