Old Jack was in his club on a Friday night when he pulled a $100,000 jackpot on a poker (slot) machine.

When the club manager was presenting him with the cheque, he asked Jack how he was going to spend the money.

"Well", said Jack, "first I'll spend $25,000 at racecourse, and I'll spend $25,000 on beer, wine and whisky and another $25,000 on loose, fast women."

"Goodness!", said the manager. "Then what are you going to spend the other $25,000 on?"

"Ah ... geez," said old Jack, scratching his head, " I'll probably just bloody squander that."