As an art teacher for an elementary school here in Jacksonville, Florida, one of my recent assignments for the children was to enter a contest that our new national football team, the Jacksonville Jaguars, was promoting.

The winning artwork gets placed on the back of the season tickets, so I encouraged the children to come up with a good logo and a colorful creation.

One innocent little girl was so enthused about her masterpiece she turned in to me.

It had a picture of a mean looking jaguar that read, 'You're messing with the wrong pussy!'