MONTREAL, Canada - The infuriatingly collectible Pokemon, one
of the hottest sensations to come out of Japan in recent years,
has precipitated the stabbing of a 14-year-old student in a
Quebec school recently.
According to reports, the victim was
stabbed in the shoulder while fighting over a set of trading
cards featuring the cute and popular pocket monsters.
The cards
have been banned from the school, a step also taken by schools
in several U.S. states.
[If these measures do not work the Canadians plan on calling
in an air strike in a final attempt to destroy the monsters.]