These Jokes are coming to you from Flinders Emergency Department, apparently the new Dyson Ball cleaner isn’t what I thought it was.

Q. What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

A. You only need 1 nail to hang a picture of Jesus.

Q. Who was the best Jewish cook of all time?

A. Hitler

Q. What’s the difference between Chopped Beef and Pea Soup?

A. Anyone can chop beef

Q: What’s the most common thing shouted out at Saudi Arabian construction sites?

A. Show us your face.

Q. What’s the best thing about sex with twenty eight year olds?

A. There’s twenty of them.

Q. What do you call an Afghan virgin?

A. Mever bin laid on

Q. What’s the worst thing about eating vegetables?

A. Getting them back in their wheelchairs afterwards.

I was shagging this girl the other night and she said “don’t stick it up my arse”

I said its customary for the person with the knife and balaclava to make those decisions.